The Right Honourable Harry Satchel Offers Laurel and Hearty Huzzah to the Ever Attractive Mr. Alex Lifeson on His New Job in Security Industry, Congratulates Him on Teeth Fix Ahead of 110th Birthday – Salutations My Friend, Please Chew Gingerly
There are certain announcements in the world of rock and roll that blend comedy, celebration, and sheer absurdity all into one legendary proclamation. This one, straight from the ever-witty pen of Geddy Lee, stands tall as a shining example. With his trademark sense of humour, Lee, adopting the lofty persona of “The Right Honourable Harry Satchel,” has delivered a message brimming with tongue-in-cheek praise, peculiar details, and a jubilant spirit that only Rush fans could fully appreciate.
At the heart of the announcement is none other than Alex Lifeson, Rush’s incomparable guitarist and eternal partner-in-crime to Lee. Rather than offering a standard congratulatory note, Lee launches into a Shakespearean-sounding salute: “a laurel and hearty Huzzah!!” That phrase alone sets the tone—this is no ordinary announcement, but rather a theatrical proclamation worthy of Lifeson’s larger-than-life presence.
The occasion? Lifeson’s “new job in the security industry.” While some might take this literally, fans know that much of what Lee writes on social media comes with a heavy dose of satire. The idea of Lifeson swapping his guitar for a flashlight and a security badge is the kind of surreal imagery that immediately invites laughter. But Lee insists, mock-seriously, that such a role is finally “something suitable to his prodigious talents.” After decades of redefining progressive rock, apparently keeping watch over doors or guarding an event venue is his next great calling.
Of course, Lee doesn’t stop there. In true comedic form, he pivots to a subject far stranger and more specific: Lifeson’s dental achievements. With cheeky sincerity, he congratulates his bandmate on “finally getting his teeth fixed in time to celebrate his 110th birthday.” The exaggeration is obvious, yet delivered with such conviction that it almost reads like official history. Lifeson, in Lee’s playful version of reality, is no longer simply a celebrated musician but a centenarian rock warrior still pushing forward with a mischievous grin—and now a repaired one at that.
The affectionate jab at Lifeson’s age is part of the long-running inside jokes the two have shared throughout their careers. Rush fans are well aware of their friendship, often built on ribbing, banter, and comedic sketches performed during concerts. This latest “official announcement” follows that same tradition: laughter woven tightly with genuine admiration. Lee even signs off with the whimsical suggestion: “Salutations my friend – please chew gingerly.” In other words, enjoy those new teeth, but don’t test them too hard.
Adding to the spectacle are the hashtags, which are almost a performance of their own. “#TeethAreImportantYouKnow” transforms what could have been a simple joke about dental work into a faux public service announcement. “#GeddyLeeAsksRGuitarPlayersReallyNecessary?” hints at another round of banter about whether guitarists deserve as much spotlight as bass players or vocalists. “#LooksMayNotBeEverything” paired with “#ButHatsAre” takes the humour into the realm of fashion, suggesting that style and accessories matter more than conventional beauty. These hashtags function like punchlines, tiny comedic footnotes appended to an already exaggerated story.
Beyond the humour, though, the post highlights something more enduring: the warmth of lifelong friendship. Lee’s message may be absurd in its details, but it carries a spirit of admiration and respect. To frame Lifeson’s achievements—real or imagined—as worthy of a grand proclamation shows the depth of their bond. They’ve spent decades creating some of the most technically sophisticated and emotionally powerful music in rock history, yet they still relate to each other with the ease of old friends trading inside jokes.
For fans, this is more than entertainment. It’s a reminder of why Rush remains beloved not just for their artistry but for their personalities. While the band may no longer be active, these playful exchanges keep the spirit alive. In an era where many public posts are polished, corporate, and overly serious, Geddy Lee’s mix of wit and affection stands out. It reassures fans that the humour, warmth, and humility that defined Rush have never faded.
So whether you take it as literal news or simply as an elaborate gag, this proclamation accomplishes its mission. It honours Alex Lifeson in the most uniquely Rush-like way possible: through laughter, exaggeration, and camaraderie. It proves once again that in the world of Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson, even something as mundane as a job change or a dentist appointment can be elevated into a moment worth celebrating.
As Lee himself might say, “Huzzah!!” indeed.